zeldathemes
Mae'n fy nghraig, fy angel, fy popeth.
I love Matt Smith's ass and I cannot lie; all you other Matt fans can't deny. When Matt walks into a room, my ovaries instantly go BOOM. (Anything else you might want or need to know, just ask.)


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dirtybritishactorconfessions:

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I have a lifesize cutout of Matt Smith and lately I really, really want to dry hump it. Like, I’ll be in bed staring at it and then the urge just crashes over me.

dirtybritishactorconfessions:

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I have a lifesize cutout of Matt Smith and lately I really, really want to dry hump it. Like, I’ll be in bed staring at it and then the urge just crashes over me.

David Tennant in Much Ado About Nothing

psychotic-rising-demon:

kaylainthetardis:

amoracomplex:

dirtrider333:

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

*mic-drop*

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Fguigugugdtrvhgnjvrufhnu… *fans self*

Fguigugugdtrvhgnjvrufhnu… *fans self*

dirtybritishactorconfessions:

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I want to share a huge chocolate bar with Matt Smith and then lick the melted excess off his fingers.

dirtybritishactorconfessions:

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I want to share a huge chocolate bar with Matt Smith and then lick the melted excess off his fingers.

anniekon:

whataboutthemenses:

lovelydestiel:

earthtohayley:

I FELT SO SORRY FOR HER IN THIS MOMENT.

like ok from the day she got on the hogwarts express, people were making fun of her and she’s never viewed as pretty or attractive until the moment in the first gif.

and because ron is fuckin jealous, he makes her feel like shit and ugh it’s like her one night of being someone else is just shattered and and and

WHY DID YOU D O THAT

I get really annoyed with people who are like “well she could have asked ron first instead of screaming at him to not use her as a last resort.”

well… no. She was asked by krum right away. She wanted to go with him. She wasn’t going alone and moaning that Ron hadn’t asked her. Her objection was to being treated like she should have been available to him, and being treated like she was lying about having a date. And who the fuck wouldn’t be offended by somebody thinking that they’re so undesirable that they made up a date?

this post actually made me almost cry no joke

Dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well.
Sylvia Plath (Lady Lazarus)

comealongpie:

THE MAGIC BEGINS: 14. Favourite villain/anti-hero/antagonist.

Severus Snape


[3/10] female characters - Clara Oswald

[3/10] female characters - Clara Oswald

I really like my eyebrows today. #500thpost

I really like my eyebrows today. #500thpost

  #500thpost  
8bitbowtie:

I was so nervous talking to a man that I have admired for twelve years of my life. The man who let me know as a child that miserable things happen and that’s perfectly normal. The same man who helped me overcome my fear of reading after being screamed at by my teacher that I would never be able to read anything my grade level, only to have a college level reading skill by the end of sixth grade. My motivation to write and keep doing whatever I want because no matter who tries to bring me down, I know that I can overcome it just like I did those years ago.
I blushed and stuttered, barely getting out a ‘this may sound dorky, but thank you for everything you’ve done for me’. I hadn’t told him the tragedies that had gone on in my life in specifics. I thanked him for giving me a chance when so many adults did not and how I found it ironic that I still love a series about miserable children when I practically went through the same thing. And even though I’ve heard ‘I’m sorry’ so many times about every death, every terrible thing that has happened, I have never heard one so sincere.
Here I was beating myself up about failing to convey myself in front of this wonderful man. How I missed my chance. Putting my things away, I grabbed my book and peeked inside to see this. And I began to cry.
This is a man who I have never met before. A man I have only dreamt of meeting since I was very small. But yet in one small sentence he has managed to move me entirely. A sentence that has needed to be said for a long time now.
‘To Bridget, who has suffered enough.’

8bitbowtie:

I was so nervous talking to a man that I have admired for twelve years of my life. The man who let me know as a child that miserable things happen and that’s perfectly normal. The same man who helped me overcome my fear of reading after being screamed at by my teacher that I would never be able to read anything my grade level, only to have a college level reading skill by the end of sixth grade. My motivation to write and keep doing whatever I want because no matter who tries to bring me down, I know that I can overcome it just like I did those years ago.

I blushed and stuttered, barely getting out a ‘this may sound dorky, but thank you for everything you’ve done for me’. I hadn’t told him the tragedies that had gone on in my life in specifics. I thanked him for giving me a chance when so many adults did not and how I found it ironic that I still love a series about miserable children when I practically went through the same thing. And even though I’ve heard ‘I’m sorry’ so many times about every death, every terrible thing that has happened, I have never heard one so sincere.

Here I was beating myself up about failing to convey myself in front of this wonderful man. How I missed my chance. Putting my things away, I grabbed my book and peeked inside to see this. And I began to cry.

This is a man who I have never met before. A man I have only dreamt of meeting since I was very small. But yet in one small sentence he has managed to move me entirely. A sentence that has needed to be said for a long time now.

‘To Bridget, who has suffered enough.’

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

…something about this picture. Mhmm. ^~^

…something about this picture. Mhmm. ^~^